Look who's still here.
Well, this little thing called 'Grand Theft Auto' caused me to ignore every social aspect of my life apart from school for the past month.
Then my iPod took a dump on me and I had to reset it and it fucked up all my iMessage and shit so now I don't have any contacts again. So to anyone on iMessage, I'm not ignoring you, my iPod just is.
Bruiser should be getting his new engine in about a month. We fixed his headlights finally. Kinda. He should be staying with us a little longer now. Then he'll be getting a new clutch and bumpers and then his... bra. I'm still not sure about the bra. I mean, I like them on Mondeos, but, he's a man. Although, I'm not going to be judgemental or offensive or anything if Bruiser wants to dress like that. I won't judge him if he comes home in suspenders and a dress and- wat. omg. kt stahp pls.
As you can probably tell I am currently drinking Monster.
I WENT TO A THEME PARK TODAY. It was awesome. I went on this one rollercoaster called 'The Smiler' which is the world's first 14-loop rollercoaster. I've never really been on a rollercoaster before apart from this old wooden one that was about as thrilling as a doctor's waiting room. So why not start your rollercoaster career with one that loops 14 times? I also learnt today that when I am thrilled I make a 'WOOOOOOO' sound. No scream, just a rather manly 'WOOOOOOO'. Adrenaline junkie right here bro. I wanted to buy some of the photos you get taken of you on rollercoasters but in every single one you couldn't see my face because my neck doesn't like strong G forces. I never really see what's in front of me, I just see the track because my head is hanging down. Oh, but I went on this thing called 'Nemesis Sub-Terra' which is about this giant monster (it was an oversized crab) which was discovered called the NEMESIS and it layed eggs and shit and we could go and see this one egg, so you all sit in one of the ride things, and you all stare at this egg (sounds great right omg) and then suddenly everything malfuctions and shuts off and goes dark, then the egg hatches and spits water at you and makes weird noises. I didn't find it that scary, but then ohhh no, things start fucking touching you. Like, swiping across your back and tickling your legs. Now I fucking hate being touched, so when that happened I just went "FUCK NO!" and then throughout the whole molesting part I was just yelling "FUCK OFF! FUCK! FUCK NO! YOU CAN FUCKING FUCK RIGHT OFF!" oh dear lord above it was awful. Then you all have to escape this lab and the lights are flashing and I could barely see what was going on and I swear I was on the verge of having a fit because of these fucking lights. Nope. NOPENOPE. Never again.
But other than that Sub-Terra it was great. I went on the log flume. It was misty and foggy and damp but I still went on it. With jeans. Got soaked. But they were black so you couldn't really tell. YOLO. I had to wait 2 hours for The Smiler because it broke down 3 times. THREE. TIMES. It only opened earlier this year and it just kept breaking down all day. GAWD.
Oh yeah and I was going to go see Rudimental live in Manchester with my mum but now I'm not and none of my friends like Rudimental so now I'm like, "o sheet." I NEED RUDIMENTAL FAN FRIENDS TO COME SEE THEM WITH ME. PLS. KTHX.
So yeah that's my random journal for yer. Where I just ramble about shit none of you even care about. lelelel.
Listening to: Wilkinson - Afterglow
Playing: Grand Theft Auto V
Drinking: Monster Energy